Dude! Exciting news. My tan has progressed to the point where my race/nationality is apparently indeterminable. People have been confused, on multiple occasions now, so it’s no fluke. My taxi driver the other day, after greeting me, ”hi Brownie”, actually then asked me if I was a brownie or a whitey. I can’t help but somehow feel a sense of accomplishment. Meg finally has reason to be proud. “Brownie” is my new nickname at CUMI.